Miss me?

I'm back, bitches!!! Miss me? A friend of mine captured this fabulous a$$hole parking. Obviously this "Super Duty" (code for small penis) truck was so super duty that it couldn't possibly park straight in the parking spot. I mean, parking correctly is just way too much to ask for such a super duty truck. Am I right? If "Super Duty" can't handle parking, maybe they should downgrade to a pinto.

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Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Holidays!

Ah, Hollie, thank you for this glorious douche parking. You know how much I enjoy it when people make up their own parking spaces. Hollie mentions that the picture was taken in the parking lot of a preschool. Let us all hope that these drivers were just so excited to pick their kids up for a fun filled holiday break that they couldn't be bothered with finding a real parking space. Then again we can also hope that these lovely drivers get coal in their stockings.

A whole lot of WTF.

The lovely Julie sent me these photos and I have to agree with her. The water truck carrier thingy (technical term) started this whole bullshit. I'm sure the white car was all, "Eh, whatever. If the water thingy can do it, then so can I." I mean hell, even the mall security vehicle is all, "Dude, I'm not touching this asshole. Might ruin my Thanksgiving day festivities. In fact I might not even be able to eat pumpkin pie now."

Sigh. People who can't park, destroying appetites for Thanksgiving since 2013. Don't be an asshole. Park between the lines. Yeesh.

My truck is obviously better than yours

Ah yes, a clear cut case of:  "My vehicle is better than yours (nanny, nanny, boo, boo). My vehicle is so awesome that it needs two parking spaces."

Yeah, well next time, fix your parking job, buddy. Despite how big you think your truck is, trust me, it's not that big. Over compensating much?

(snicker)

Thanks, Jennifer! Love the pictures!

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Curbage!

(Please tell me I'm not the only one that yells "CURBAGE!" at the top of my lungs when I accidentally run over a curb.)

The best part of this truck hanging 10 on some curbage is that the driver is all, "Yeah, I'm cool with it. Just going stay here and ride the curb. Getting some serious air here."

Except the rest of us look at his truck and think, "Asshat, get off the damn curb!"

Thanks, Janet! Great asshole driver find!

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Lazy A$$

I've been sitting here, contemplating this photo and munching on my Lean Cuisine. (I will no doubt be hungry again in 10 minutes.) Try as I may, I cannot come up with an excuse as to why this driver thought he/she should straddle the 2 parking spaces. I mean, both spaces had to be free of cars when the driver pulled in. How hard is it to pull in and park in one parking space? The driver didn't even have to parallel park! Was a mariachi band of kittens parading around in the front half of the first parking space?

I know, the mental image is too much! Mariachi Band! Kittens! I could squee from the thought!

Wait, where was I?

Oh yes. It's simple driver of beige 4-door nondescript vehicle. Repeat after me, "One car, one parking space." Got it? Good.

Kittens! Zoinks!

Thanks, Pamela! Great picture!

Shopping Shame

I'm sure you have all been there before. You need to go to the store. You pull into a lane to go park. You find an awesome parking space and BOOM! This is what you find:

A parking spot filled with shopping carts. Carts that were obviously used by shoppers with broken legs that can't possibly walk the cart to the corral, or at least even push the cart off to the side to allow drivers the chance to park in the spot. Oh no. What amazes me is that all stores are filled with broken leg shoppers. Is there an epidemic going on that the news has yet to report? Vicious dinosaurs stalking parking lots and biting the legs off of unsuspecting shoppers making it impossible to put their carts away? Either way, we need to alert the media STAT.

(Photo was taken by yours truly.)