The lovely Julie sent me these photos and I have to agree with her. The water truck carrier thingy (technical term) started this whole bullshit. I'm sure the white car was all, "Eh, whatever. If the water thingy can do it, then so can I." I mean hell, even the mall security vehicle is all, "Dude, I'm not touching this asshole. Might ruin my Thanksgiving day festivities. In fact I might not even be able to eat pumpkin pie now."
Sigh. People who can't park, destroying appetites for Thanksgiving since 2013. Don't be an asshole. Park between the lines. Yeesh.