Wow. Just wow. I am pretty certain this is a relative of the elusive quad-parker.
Either that or the driver was playing a game of just how many parking place he/she/it/crustacean could take up in one shopping trip. Maybe there was an awesome sale at GNC and the driver couldn't possibly be bothered with taking the precious time to actually park between the correct lines. Either way, someone should have put this sign on their window:
And besides, the sign is so festive, just think of it as an invitation to a driving school party. Don't drive like a smelly crotch jockey. Just don't.
Thanks, Lisa, for the awesome pictures. Keep up the good work people. Shaming bad drivers, one awful parking job at a time.
(I have had a lot of people send me this parking video. Pretty dang hilarious and totally worth the time to watch it. Go check it out. Also makes me wish I had an opportunity to do this to someone.)